EDIT: And now I have 2,000. That is a strange phenomenon when it took you 7 years to get 1,000 watchers, and then you get another thousand in the span of a few weeks.
Hi all you people out there who are evidently fans of mine (to some extent). So, after 7 long and relatively uneventful years on this website, I finally reached the hallmark of achieving 1,000 watchers. I realize that many of these watchers probably no longer visit this site, or maybe even have accounts, and that this is still chump change in many respects, but, nonetheless, I see it as an accomplishment. Especially since most of those watchers actually materialized in the last year or so, as opposed to gradually over the course of my entire stay here. So, thank you to everyone who took that fraction of a second out of their day to click that button. I am a sad, lonely human being, and it really makes all the difference to me. It's what keeps me going in brightest day and blackest night, and what prevents evil from escaping my sight.
Here's to the next thousand fans to come, and hopefully many more after that.