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Justice League: Speed Isn't Everything by Neodusk Justice League: Speed Isn't Everything by Neodusk
I especially liked how this comic turned out, so I decided to upload it to here. This ran with a sex column providing information on how to postpone climax, for which I was requested to provide an illustrative aid.

I do not claim to be an expert of Martian anatomy. I can only make conjectures as to what sort of things may go on down there. Perhaps I am even a little frightened to know the precise truth--and I am okay with that.

(Is anyone watching Young Justice?)

Please comment and enjoy. :P
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:iconblazing-saint:
Blazing-Saint Featured By Owner 3 days ago  New member
This is hilarious
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:iconfuzzynecromancer:
FuzzyNecromancer Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015
Pff. The answer is not to rely on the little appendage. Fingers and tongue do not go flaccid.
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:iconallen-mikk:
allen-mikk Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014
FLAWLESS VICTORY, THE VIEWER (me) IS NOW DEAD FROM LAUGHTER AND WRITING THIS AS A GHOST.
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Krooked-Genes Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I laughed so hard at this I couldn't breathe. I-I still can't breathe, too busy laughing. I think I've fainted. 
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:iconcale-baird:
Cale-Baird Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014  Student Filmographer
This makes me smile, disturbingly enough.
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:iconzortharg:
zortharg Featured By Owner May 30, 2014
Now there's a conversation stopper.
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:iconavengersapprentice:
AvengersApprentice Featured By Owner May 26, 2014
Manhunter....

The fruck, bro?
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:iconaskomithefilly:
AskOmiTheFilly Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Man Hunter :XD:
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:iconmadnessabe:
MadnessAbe Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
J'onnz last line killed me. 
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:iconneodusk:
Neodusk Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
May you rest in peace.

Also thank you. :P
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:iconramirogalletti:
ramirogalletti Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013  Student
batman: you know I can give tips, thequestion is "she is metahuman or not"?
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:iconragdollfun:
ragdollfun Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013
LOL, pathetic-fest! :lol:
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:icondanixtimmy:
danixtimmy Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Student Artist
me i love it
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:iconshellh:
ShellH Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They actually showed Bart Allen (Kid Flash II, Flash IV) having sex for the first time. (The Flash - The Fastest Man Alive issue #8) Or well did a dang good job of a fade out and after. But apparently the Flash's do some things slow. :D
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:iconneodusk:
Neodusk Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They must have to overcompensate. :P
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:iconfoolsightblind:
FoolSightBlind Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012
LMAO!!!, laughing so hard my stomach hurts!
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:iconneodusk:
Neodusk Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Glad you enjoyed it. (Please don't sue for stomach injury). :P
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:iconfoolsightblind:
FoolSightBlind Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2012
lol
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:icontealeyedbeing:
TealEyedBeing Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Student Writer
Oh man, I snorted so hard that I think I hurt something xD
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:iconneodusk:
Neodusk Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I hope it wasn't your lung. :P
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:icontealeyedbeing:
TealEyedBeing Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012  Student Writer
I hope so too xD
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:iconforgeinflames:
ForgeInFlames Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Student General Artist
Poor Robin xD
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ImdaBatman Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Reminds me of a Family Guy episode where Peter pictures himself in Hell
Peter: "Wow, Adolf Hitler, Al Capone, John Wilkes Booth...hey, what're you doing here?"
Superman: "I killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet, so I tore her in half like a phone book."
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:iconneodusk:
Neodusk Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I didn't get that joke the first ten times I heard it. :P
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:iconimdabatman:
ImdaBatman Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm always hearing jokes on TV I don't get. Usually on Archer.
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phoeniqx Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
the martian manhunter's comment just screamed tentacle porn right there. :D

at least. it did for me. O.o

OH DEAR GOD I NEED A LIFE.
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:iconneodusk:
Neodusk Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I...don't think martians have tentacles. Just the Japanese martians. :P
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CoolestNinja1242 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012
Flash Fact: Despite having super speed (I'm using this to the joke) all three adult Flash's have been married and are in long lasting relationships and that's a fact.

Either very easily pleased women or they didn't realize he's the fastest man alive.
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:iconneodusk:
Neodusk Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I assume they employ other methods of pleasure. :P
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CoolestNinja1242 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012
also a good answer!
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ValkyrieVamp Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Classy
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:iconneodusk:
Neodusk Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Always. :P
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Galefaux Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012  Student Filmographer
:iconohjoyzplz:
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:iconneodusk:
Neodusk Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Glad you enjoyed it. :P
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