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Justice League: Speed Isn't Everything by Neodusk Justice League: Speed Isn't Everything by Neodusk
I especially liked how this comic turned out, so I decided to upload it to here. This ran with a sex column providing information on how to postpone climax, for which I was requested to provide an illustrative aid.

I do not claim to be an expert of Martian anatomy. I can only make conjectures as to what sort of things may go on down there. Perhaps I am even a little frightened to know the precise truth--and I am okay with that.

(Is anyone watching Young Justice?)

Please comment and enjoy. :P
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:iconjustsomeforeignguy:
justsomeforeignguy Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
"They don't call me the Man of Steel for nothing"
"Ever vibrated EVERY part of your body at the same time?"
"I can read minds and turn into anyone; or anything if you catch my drift"
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:iconpokeyfluffytail:
PokeyFluffytail Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015
"My actual NAME is The Flash."
Nice try Barry Allen. You know Wally West is the real Flash. x3
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UncannyX-Factor Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2015
I sympathize, Jonn. I have genitals but no need for them. Swap? (He seems cool, kinda like DC's Vision personality-wise.)
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:iconpokeyfluffytail:
PokeyFluffytail Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015
But... John is DC and Vision is Marvel. o-o
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:iconuncannyx-factor:
UncannyX-Factor Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015
That's why I said he's like DC's equivalent of Vision personality-wise.
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:iconblazing-saint:
Blazing-Saint Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015
This is hilarious
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:iconfuzzynecromancer:
FuzzyNecromancer Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015
Pff. The answer is not to rely on the little appendage. Fingers and tongue do not go flaccid.
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:iconallen-mikk:
allen-mikk Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014
FLAWLESS VICTORY, THE VIEWER (me) IS NOW DEAD FROM LAUGHTER AND WRITING THIS AS A GHOST.
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:iconkrooked-genes:
Krooked-Genes Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I laughed so hard at this I couldn't breathe. I-I still can't breathe, too busy laughing. I think I've fainted. 
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Cale-Baird Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014  Student Filmographer
This makes me smile, disturbingly enough.
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:iconzortharg:
zortharg Featured By Owner May 30, 2014
Now there's a conversation stopper.
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:iconavengersapprentice:
AvengersApprentice Featured By Owner May 26, 2014
Manhunter....

The fruck, bro?
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:iconaskomithefilly:
AskOmiTheFilly Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Man Hunter :XD:
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:iconmadnessabe:
MadnessAbe Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
J'onnz last line killed me. 
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:iconneodusk:
Neodusk Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
May you rest in peace.

Also thank you. :P
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ramirogalletti Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013  Student
batman: you know I can give tips, thequestion is "she is metahuman or not"?
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:iconragdollfun:
ragdollfun Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013
LOL, pathetic-fest! :lol:
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:icondanixtimmy:
danixtimmy Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Student Artist
me i love it
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ShellH Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They actually showed Bart Allen (Kid Flash II, Flash IV) having sex for the first time. (The Flash - The Fastest Man Alive issue #8) Or well did a dang good job of a fade out and after. But apparently the Flash's do some things slow. :D
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Neodusk Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They must have to overcompensate. :P
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FoolSightBlind Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012
LMAO!!!, laughing so hard my stomach hurts!
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:iconneodusk:
Neodusk Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Glad you enjoyed it. (Please don't sue for stomach injury). :P
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FoolSightBlind Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2012
lol
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TealEyedBeing Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Student Writer
Oh man, I snorted so hard that I think I hurt something xD
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:iconneodusk:
Neodusk Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I hope it wasn't your lung. :P
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TealEyedBeing Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012  Student Writer
I hope so too xD
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ForgeInFlames Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Student General Artist
Poor Robin xD
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ImdaBatman Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Reminds me of a Family Guy episode where Peter pictures himself in Hell
Peter: "Wow, Adolf Hitler, Al Capone, John Wilkes Booth...hey, what're you doing here?"
Superman: "I killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet, so I tore her in half like a phone book."
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UncannyX-Factor Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2015
Loved that joke.
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:iconneodusk:
Neodusk Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I didn't get that joke the first ten times I heard it. :P
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ImdaBatman Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm always hearing jokes on TV I don't get. Usually on Archer.
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phoeniqx Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
the martian manhunter's comment just screamed tentacle porn right there. :D

at least. it did for me. O.o

OH DEAR GOD I NEED A LIFE.
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Neodusk Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I...don't think martians have tentacles. Just the Japanese martians. :P
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CoolestNinja1242 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012
Flash Fact: Despite having super speed (I'm using this to the joke) all three adult Flash's have been married and are in long lasting relationships and that's a fact.

Either very easily pleased women or they didn't realize he's the fastest man alive.
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Neodusk Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I assume they employ other methods of pleasure. :P
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CoolestNinja1242 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012
also a good answer!
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ValkyrieVamp Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Classy
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:iconneodusk:
Neodusk Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Always. :P
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Galefaux Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012  Student Filmographer
:iconohjoyzplz:
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:iconneodusk:
Neodusk Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Glad you enjoyed it. :P
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