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Not sure how funny this actually is, but soon after I saw the latest episode, I just had to draw this because I thought it was hilarious.

EDIT: Hey, this thing made it all the way to the top of the front page. It's been a while since a (new) comic I made has managed to do that. This place is filled with so many ludicrously talented artists and writers, that being able to have some transient place among them is really encouraging and validating to me. So thank you to everyone who faved and shared this comic. I really appreciate it.

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:iconpearlidotrock:
Pearlidotrock Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Student Artist
Hello, Darkness, my old friend.. Pearl Emote 9 
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:iconflareemerald77:
FlareEmerald77 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Pearl Emote 7 Come back Greg..heheheheeee.....I just wanna see if my spear can fit nicely in your rib cage! HAHAHAAAA!
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:icon247wkman:
247wkman Featured By Owner 5 days ago
isn't there a 'like' button round here somewhere?  i feel a need to click on it.
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:iconkombatantn7:
KombatantN7 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2017
OMG, I can't stop laughing XDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!
Not sure wether to feel funny or sad for Pearl lmao!!
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:iconnodogan:
NODOGAN Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2017
man i remember how much of an ISSUE this caused with Tumblr's crazy SU fans (one of the many, MANY reasons i left tumblr) still find it very funy thought XD
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:iconshadowprove97:
shadowprove97 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2017
Greg Universe: The Stealer of Pearl's waifus
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:iconmrlionheart23:
MrLionHeart23 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
isn't Greg a little old for S?
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:iconmangamasterleo:
mangamasterLeo Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Maybe she has a thing for older guys. Also, Greg used to be a rocker.
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:iconidontcare555:
idontcare555 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2017
...Isn't Pearl thousands of years old?
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:iconmrlionheart23:
MrLionHeart23 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
yeah but all gems have the same mentality as human adults. I mean, Rose was thousands of years old and Greg was like 25 when he met her.
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:iconidontcare555:
idontcare555 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2017
Still makes the "old" thing kinda irrelevant.
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:iconfuzzynachochiz:
FuzzyNachoChiz Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2017
yea... mystery lady looks o be about early/mid twenties, and greg is like 40
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:iconiheartswiftpaw:
IheartSwiftpaw Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2017  Student Digital Artist
XD YES THIS IS LIFE THO
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:iconginia100:
ginia100 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
this is fucking amazing!
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:iconshadow-turtle-234:
Shadow-Turtle-234 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Greg, ya already stole one of pearls' girls, you are definitely not stealing this one!!!!
(This is absolutely funny, I love it!!!)
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:icon1shocktherapy1:
1ShockTherapy1 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This show just keep's getting gayer and gayer 
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:icondoctorfridia:
DoctorFridia Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2017
Well like Rebecca Sugar said, "Gems don't have genders"
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:iconspudman98:
spudman98 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2017
And I love it, but we still have heterosexual couples in the show, Lars and Sadie (I think), Yellowtail and Vidalia, Ronaldo had a girlfriend (emphasis on HAD), Greg and Rose, and most importantly Steven and Connie
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:iconcutepegasister121:
Cutepegasister121 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2017
MOST IMPORTANTLY Steven and Connie are the cutest fucking thign
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:iconspudman98:
spudman98 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2017
Yes they are, and they're tied with Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz as cutest couple that I won't stop shipping, no matter who tries to sink it, be it angry fans or the creators of the show
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:iconcutepegasister121:
Cutepegasister121 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2017
hehe yeah
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:iconmalis22:
malis22 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2017
true
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:iconmetal-zero89:
metal-zero89 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2017
HAHAHA!!! LOL eso si fue un Epic Fail para Perla XD. me gustaría ver mas de la Chica Misteriosa y Greg, seguro que habrá muchos momentos incómodos y graciosos
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:iconshastamg:
ShasTaMg Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2017
Que episodio eeeees ;-;?
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:iconartgazer12:
ARTgazer12 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow...I'm not sure if I should feel sorry for Pearl or laugh
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:iconaprilsquid:
Aprilsquid Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2017  Student Digital Artist
"Just let me drive my spear into your heart"
That has got to be the most funniest part in the comic XD
Awesome comic by the way
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:iconjeroslav:
Jeroslav Featured By Owner Edited Jan 12, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hi Mate my  first comments in DevianArt  I always like your Artwork with S.U it makes my day a lot more Possitive and funny, You really catch Pearl's Essence in romance jejeje and just starting my artistic journey wish me luck and come by some time to my gallery not a lot know but more in the future 

Ps. Keep with the work :D (Big Grin) 
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:iconkandaharuka:
KandaHaruka Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Hatsune Miku-04 (Laughs) 
I sense jealousy coming from our Pearl. 
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:iconrooldeewurldman:
rooldeewurldman Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2017
Something tells me Steven might have a new little brother/sister soon. Meow :3 

I Love your artwork in the comic panel style! 👍🏾♥️
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:iconfuzzynachochiz:
FuzzyNachoChiz Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2017
wink.
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:iconchungkeepanda:
ChungKeePanda Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2016
This breaks my heart ;_;
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:iconlionheart2477:
Lionheart2477 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I can so hear pearl screech that last line there XD
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:iconffiamgoku:
FFiamgoku Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHAHAHA XD Oh god this would be hilarious!! 

I love how Pearl's eyes instantly shrink when MG responds to greg
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:icontheblackalicorn:
TheBlackAlicorn Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
LOl yas!!!!!!!
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letterbox132 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
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peritower Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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:iconluigikittykat:
LuigiKittyKat Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Poor Pearl. :( (Sad) 
Funny comic, though :D (Big Grin) 
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:icondeadvoltagexx:
DeadVoltagexX Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2016
MMM WATCHA SAAAY
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:icontimeward:
Timeward Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
Mm whatahggominasayyy (or whatever the fuck he says)
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:iconmuffindrawz:
MuffinDrawz Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2016
I completely lost it at the last part. xD
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:iconwolfie356:
wolfie356 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2016  Student Digital Artist
same
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:iconcyborg626:
Cyborg626 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2016
I'm sorry this comic is getting you so much hate on tumblr. For what it's worth, I really think it's really funny, and that it's one of your best.

Please never stop making these.
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:icongospelofthewicked:
Gospelofthewicked Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2016
Wait, why are people hating on it?
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:iconfruitncreme:
FruitnCreme Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2016  Student Digital Artist
they're complaining about "gay erasure" or something

if you wanna see some of it, here imgur.com/a/e8DWj
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:iconpeachwookiee:
peachwookiee Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2017
Not much has been established about Mystery Girl. But this comic is hilarious. Is Greg seriously that irresistible? :D
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:iconsaiyan5nine-tails:
Saiyan5Nine-Tails Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2017
He managed to have Steven with a sentient gemstone, didn't he?  
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:iconpeachwookiee:
peachwookiee Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2017
You are quite correct.
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:iconaros001:
Aros001 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016
I just checked out the website and my God are those complaints stupid!
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:iconfruitncreme:
FruitnCreme Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016  Student Digital Artist
careful not to kill off too much of your brain with that stuff.. xD
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:iconwhisperingsong:
WhisperingSong Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2016
yeah i just lost a lot of brain cells reading that.
are people really that stupid? jeez.
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